HUMORSCOPES Week of 10-19-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes a surprising entry into your date book. Use The Farce to go ahead and go with the wacky flow. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes an astonishing entry into your date book. Use The Farce to create a new environment to honor astonishment from now on. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes a monumentally motivational entry into your date book.. Use The Farce to keep things real and fresh at the same time. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes a more creative entry into your date book.. Use The Farce to just nod and smile. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes a startling entry into your date book. Use The Farce and your best discretion to go ahead and follow through with it. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes a long-awaited entry into your date book. Use The Farce to keep your sense of humor about it all. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes an embarrassing entry into your date book. Use The Farce to power up your tower and dig on James Brown. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes a lolo-kine entry into your date book. Use The Farce to create a workable marketing plan. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes a salacious entry into your date book. Use The Farce to save face & transmute it into what you truly desire.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes a snarky entry into your date book. Use The Farce to plan a party and celebrate regardless! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes a cerealitic entry into your date book. Use The Farce to put the rumors to rest, once and for all. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Om ai! Your vision board gets so bored that it makes a powerful entry into your date book. Use The Farce to kick it up a notch, even! BAM!!! The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 10-12-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Your treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce to continue the celebrations from last month. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Your treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce to take heed. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Your treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce to create injest the delight into your power center. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)Your treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce to rise and shine! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Your treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce to just go ahead and close, already. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Your treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce teach your children the early warning signs. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Your  treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce to demonstrate energetic balance with your new palate of colors. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Your treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce to get your students to open their minds…and mouths. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Your treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce to enjoy the newfound freedom.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Your treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce to schedule more enjoyable events. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Your treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce to dance with joyous abandon! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Your treatise entitled, “Sometimes When Someone Grins Like a Nidiot, That Actually IS the Reason Why,” wins you both the Nobel Peas Price and ten million dollars. Congratulations! Use The Farce to shake it off. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 10-5-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music! The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to gravitate back to what’s REAL! The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to enjoy chocolate elixir to the fullest! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to obtain a new pair of earplugs. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to increase the diversity in your life path. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to spread the word, with discretion. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to pen a play about it. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to monetize the realization. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to throw a big peacock party! The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to take inspired action. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to Cream of Wheatify the food supply. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Your realization that, apparently, the line between brilliance and idiocy can be just as thin as the one between love and hate sets you free. Good to know! Use The Farce to breathe a sign of release for having dodged the bullet. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 9-28-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to sit in your rocker and just smile. Indeed, the time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to relax into the farce of it all and apologize profusely. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to receive the amazing blessing. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to flush the rush. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to overstand it all and know that you deserve it. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to train the newbies. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to monetize the matter. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to chain it up. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to have a pizza and canvas party.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to maintain an even strain. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to Cream of Wheatify the whole journey, in hindsight. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to wonder why it took you so long. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 9-21-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to create a new template for the powerful platforms, for future access. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to thoroughly enjoy the whole drum-making paradigm. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to add bacon – you know you want to! Use The Farce to rise and shine! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to keep the energy up, Beav. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce honor your ancestors in a new way. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to divide, conquer, and create a new balance. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to see what you can see. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to take a trip to Hawai’i.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to keep the faith. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to create a new fry bread recipe, with…wait for it…Cream of Wheat! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to clean house, once and for all. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 9-14-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to rock the CASPA. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to reconfigure the Gregorian calendar. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to get the exact datebook of your dreams! Whoo hoo!! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to rise and shine! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to finally place that all-important call. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce empty the freezer of all that burn. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to bond with your new friends. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to schedule another well-deserved vacation. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to put the Squiffster in his place.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to strut your stuff. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to go visit your sister! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to bless City Hall! The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 9-7-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to share this startling revelation. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to just go with it, already. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to make it marketable. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to check the whole “landing on all fours thing.” The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to enjoy the humorous stitches…you know you want to. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce look into two. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to add a rolling bass line to your song about it. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to share your discovery with your Sifu. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to teach Crazy Cat some boundaries.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to choreograph a spatial jazz hands dance rendition of the event. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to surprise CC with some C of W. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20)Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to add a bed and pillow for your hair. The time is NOW!

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