HUMORSCOPES Week of 8-31-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to create and enjoy your heart’s deepest desire. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to make new friends, but keep the old. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to PIF, YAY, and EIEIO!!! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to enjoy your favorite ice cream! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22)Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to get all together and keep all real. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to, well, you know! The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations!. Use The Farce to retire in all your glory. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to finally take that dual vacation. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to take it all and do as you please!  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to shake it – but don’t break it! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to declare Cream of Wheat Day added to the calendar on your birthday! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to flip the script and take dip. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 8-24-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to get thee to a nunnery. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to be blessed, not stressed. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to create a new type of chocolate fudge cure for the ailment. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to rise and shine, regardless, at o’dark thirty! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to embrace a new place. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce exit this discomfort zone. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to help you keep in touch with those who care. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to rise to new heights. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to call in sick for a couple weeks while you regain your balance.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to shift the managerial configuration. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to claim parity for Cream of Wheat! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to wash your hands of the whole matter – plus particles and waves. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 8-17-14 May the Farce be with You!!!

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to clean up all the water they’ve splashed all over your room. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20)  With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to support your ability to comprehend their language. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)  With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to hide your chocolate. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)   With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to relate on a deeper level. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to meet them where they live. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to gain a new perspective. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to create a new balance that results in more enjoyment. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to let them know your stance. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to add this connection to your curriculum. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to merge with their spirits. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to help them develop a taste for Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to become one with them! The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 8-10-14 May the Farce be with You!!!

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

AriesMarch 21 – April 19) Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using chopsticks instead. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using a paper napkin instead. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using a snout instead.! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using your palm instead.! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using a clam shell instead. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using a more direct method instead. The time is NOW!

LibraSeptember 23 – October 22) Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using the letter “W” instead.. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using a partial ice cube tray instead.The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21)Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using a tiny steel drum instead. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19)Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using the inverted shift key from an old keyboard. instead. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18)Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using dried up Cream of Wheat instead. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Ahh! Full Moon and you can’t find your favorite spoon! Calm down, buttercup, pump your brakes. Use The Farce to learn to adapt to using a cinnamon danish instead. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 5-25-14 May the Farce be with You!!!

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

AriesMarch 21 – April 19) Noting that your clementines are missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick! Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Noting that your Krispy Kremes are missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick! Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Noting that your critters are missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick! Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Noting that your crab cakes are missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick! Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Noting that your cousins are missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick! Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Noting that your chocolates are missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick! Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character. The time is NOW!

LibraSeptember 23 – October 22) Noting that your cash is  missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick! Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Noting that your collection of collages is missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick! Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Noting that your crinolines are missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick!  Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Noting that your coat is missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick! Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character.  The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Noting that your Cream of Wheat is  missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick! Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Noting that your cleavers are missing, you realize your case manager is clearly a kleptomaniac! Quick! Use The Farce to clear the conflagration of creative claims against your character. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 5-18-14 May the Farce be with You!!!

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

AriesMarch 21 – April 19) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to regain the right strain. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to throw your hands in the air, and wave them like you just don’t care. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to count to ten and try again. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to rise and shine! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to drop and give yourself twenty. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to write the network. The time is NOW!

LibraSeptember 23 – October 22) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to find another hobby. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to level the playing field. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to squiff it off.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to remember the Alamo. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to have breakfast without your favorite characters. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Om ai! The season finale of your favorite show throws your chi out of kilter this week, which of course disrupts your unusual morning routine. Use The Farce to switch to Netflix. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 5-11-14 May the Farce be with You!!!

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

AriesMarch 21 – April 19) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your 5th Hale this week, causing disruption to your 3rd chakra. Use The Farce find an indoor environment. BAM!!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your 5th Hale this week, causing disruption to your mood chakra. Use The Farce find just the right tea, and hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. BAM!!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your 6th Hale this week, causing disruption to your sacral chakra. Use The Farce locate the deepest, darkest chocolate you can find. BAM!!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your 22nd Hale this week, causing disruption to your ruption. Use The Farce find re-rupt. BAM!!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your One and Only Hale this week, causing disruption to your Power Center. Use The Farce to boldly go where you previously didn’t, and find relief. BAM!!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your Neighborhood Hale this week, causing disruption to your equilibrium. Use The Farce to plant a community garden. BAM!!

LibraSeptember 23 – October 22) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your 11th Hale this week, causing your musical tastes to shift to the more subtle. Use The Farce to enjoy some retail therapy. BAM!!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your Love Hale this week, causing family confusion. Use The Farce to plan a reunion off island. BAM!!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your Creativity Hale this week, causing odd dreams. Use The Farce to just relax and enjoy those. BAM!!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your Left Brain Hale this week, causing overuse of your to-do list. Use The Farce to embrace the organizational skills. BAM!!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your Breakfast Hale this week, causing massive cereal reconstruction. Use The Farce to enforce Cream of Wheat, doggone it! BAM!!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) The newly discovered and widely unappreciated planet Vog traipses into your Sea Hale this week, causing oceanic disruption. Use The Farce to to go with Time Warner instead. BAM!!

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