HUMORSCOPES Week of 9-28-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to sit in your rocker and just smile. Indeed, the time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to relax into the farce of it all and apologize profusely. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to receive the amazing blessing. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to flush the rush. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to overstand it all and know that you deserve it. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to train the newbies. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to monetize the matter. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to chain it up. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to have a pizza and canvas party.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to maintain an even strain. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to Cream of Wheatify the whole journey, in hindsight. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Ahh. After a year’s wait, your dream is finally, finally realized. Ahh some more. Use The Farce to wonder why it took you so long. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 9-21-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to create a new template for the powerful platforms, for future access. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to thoroughly enjoy the whole drum-making paradigm. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to add bacon – you know you want to! Use The Farce to rise and shine! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to keep the energy up, Beav. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce honor your ancestors in a new way. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to divide, conquer, and create a new balance. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to see what you can see. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to take a trip to Hawai’i.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to keep the faith. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to create a new fry bread recipe, with…wait for it…Cream of Wheat! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Powwow prep provides plenny of powerful platforms for pluttification this week. Use The Farce to focus on the fun. Use The Farce to clean house, once and for all. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 9-14-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to rock the CASPA. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to reconfigure the Gregorian calendar. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to get the exact datebook of your dreams! Whoo hoo!! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to rise and shine! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to finally place that all-important call. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce empty the freezer of all that burn. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to bond with your new friends. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to schedule another well-deserved vacation. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to put the Squiffster in his place.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to strut your stuff. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to go visit your sister! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Oh, WOW!!! After the party, you are SOOO booked that you begin a waiting list for next year! AWESOME SAUCE with a twist of cinnamon!! Use The Farce to bless City Hall! The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 9-7-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to share this startling revelation. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to just go with it, already. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to make it marketable. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to check the whole “landing on all fours thing.” The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to enjoy the humorous stitches…you know you want to. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce look into two. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to add a rolling bass line to your song about it. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to share your discovery with your Sifu. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to teach Crazy Cat some boundaries.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to choreograph a spatial jazz hands dance rendition of the event. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to surprise CC with some C of W. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20)Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to add a bed and pillow for your hair. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 8-31-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to create and enjoy your heart’s deepest desire. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to make new friends, but keep the old. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to PIF, YAY, and EIEIO!!! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to enjoy your favorite ice cream! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22)Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to get all together and keep all real. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to, well, you know! The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations!. Use The Farce to retire in all your glory. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to finally take that dual vacation. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to take it all and do as you please!  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to shake it – but don’t break it! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to declare Cream of Wheat Day added to the calendar on your birthday! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Hooray and awesome sauce!! You celebrate the success of your decimal point adjustor system this New Moon! Congratulations! Use The Farce to flip the script and take dip. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 8-24-14 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to get thee to a nunnery. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to be blessed, not stressed. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to create a new type of chocolate fudge cure for the ailment. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to rise and shine, regardless, at o’dark thirty! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to embrace a new place. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce exit this discomfort zone. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to help you keep in touch with those who care. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to rise to new heights. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to call in sick for a couple weeks while you regain your balance.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to shift the managerial configuration. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to claim parity for Cream of Wheat! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) OMG! You contract an infection in the staff meeting this week, having not coated your stomach with buttermilk like Batman used to do. Use The Farce to wash your hands of the whole matter – plus particles and waves. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 8-17-14 May the Farce be with You!!!

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to clean up all the water they’ve splashed all over your room. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20)  With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to support your ability to comprehend their language. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)  With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to hide your chocolate. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)   With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to relate on a deeper level. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to meet them where they live. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to gain a new perspective. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to create a new balance that results in more enjoyment. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to let them know your stance. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to add this connection to your curriculum. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to merge with their spirits. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to help them develop a taste for Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) With monumental surprise this week, you realize that you’ve inadvertently connected with dolphins during your dreamtime! Use The Farce to become one with them! The time is NOW!

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