HUMORSCOPES Week of 9-25-11 May the Farce be with You!
25 Sep 2011 Leave a Comment
in Funny Horoscopes, Humorscopes, Parody of Horoscopes Tags: astrology, farce, fu ling master, funny horoscopes, horoscopes, humor, humorscopes, new moon, spoof, T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com
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This week’s theme song:
Aries – March 21 – April 19) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of quitting your job, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of getting a divorce, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of shunning your cousin, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of screaming epithets during services, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
Leo – (July 23 – August 22) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of cursing out your neighbor, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of breaking up with your paramour, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
Libra – September 23 – October 22) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of withdrawing from school, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of breaking your lease, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of increasing your credit limit, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of kicking on the Reiki table, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of filling the complaint box, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
Pisces – (February 19 – March 20) In preparation for this week’s New Moon, you drive your karma out to the far reaches of Nutzania to see the Fu Ling Master. He tells you to drop your dogma off the side of Moot Point to gain the clarity you seek. You feel so elated afterward that you grin like a Nidiot. Now empowered, instead of falsifying records, you use The Farce to nod and smile all the time.
