HUMORSCOPES Week of 10-2-11 May The Farce be with you!
03 Oct 2011 Leave a Comment
in Funny Horoscopes, Humorscopes, Parody of Horoscopes Tags: astrology, earth wind and fire, horoscopes, humor, humorscopes, parody, swami, T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com
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For entertainment purposes only. (DUH!)
This week’s theme song:
Aries – March 21 – April 19) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you to stop running with scissors. Use The Farce to comply.
Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you to pull your pants up. Use The Farce to comply.
Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you that your face is gonna freeze like that, so knock it off. Use The Farce to comply.
Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you everything’s gone up since the war, so stop whining. Use The Farce to comply.
Leo – (July 23 – August 22) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you to stop whining. Use The Farce to comply.
Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you to shut your curtains earlier. Use The Farce to comply.
Libra – September 23 – October 22) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you to give Renee more chocolate. It’s all about the chocolate! Use The Farce to comply.
Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you to TIITF! Use The Farce to comply.
Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you to stay awake during staff meetings. Use The Farce to comply.
Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you to quit using blue eye shadow. Use The Farce to comply.
Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you to stop touching stranger’s hair and pregnant bellies, especially in your condition. Use The Farce to comply.
Pisces – (February 19 – March 20) This week, you meet Swami Natchurmami @ tu prima’s quincinera. He tells you to quit using University of Life as a credential. Use The Farce to comply.
