HUMORSCOPES Week of 12-11-11 May the Farce be with You!!!
13 Dec 2011 Leave a Comment
in Funny Horoscopes, Humorscopes, Parody of Horoscopes Tags: astrology, comedy, farce, funny horoscopes, humor, humorscopes, parody, psychic services, T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com
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Aries – March 21 – April 19) OMG! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your mind, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to dust off, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) Yikes! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your levity, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to shower off, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) Oops! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your composure, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to recover, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) Icky! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your hair, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to recuperate, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
Leo – (July 23 – August 22) Oh, no! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your white-out, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to shake it off, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) Uh, oh! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your fingernails, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to collect yourself, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
Libra – September 23 – October 22) Hazzah! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your earring, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to moisturize, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) Criminey! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your checkbook, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to hydrate, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) Scooby Doo! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your socks, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to tune up, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) Egad! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your cat, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to floss, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) Eek! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your step, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to brianate, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
Pisces – (February 19 – March 20) Foof! During the Humorscopes hiatus, you lost your cape, then became discombobulated & got mired in 1-2-3 newage sewage. Ouch. Use The Farce to lighten up, and get back in the groove. Kick it up a notch! BAM!!!
