HUMORSCOPES Week of 12-18-11 May the Farce be with You!!!
18 Dec 2011 Leave a Comment
in Funny Horoscopes, Humorscopes, Parody of Horoscopes Tags: christmas, easter, horoscopes, humor, humorscopes, parody, spoof, T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com
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Theme song:
Aries – March 21 – April 19) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, comets were stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, all the planets were stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, chocolate bunnies were stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, Geminis were stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
Leo – (July 23 – August 22) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, the rings of Saturn were stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, crop circles were stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
Libra – September 23 – October 22) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, ‘okinas were stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, tuxedos were stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, glitter pens were stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, hair spray was stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, Ramen noodles were stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
Pisces – (February 19 – March 20) ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through your 7th House, pine needles were stirring, resulting in a big ole mess in your psyche when your id realizes it prefers Winter Solstice. Use The Farce to have a Happy Easter Oyster! Chocolate ahoy!!! BAM!!!
HAPPY HOLLERDAYS!!!
