Madame LaZorra’s Top 10 New Year’s Predictions for 2012

27 Dec 2011 Leave a Comment

by reneespeaks in Predictions Tags: dwts, madame lazorra, new year, predictions, psychic services, T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

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1. Newage Sewage will be readily detected and both wannabe Emperor’s and Empresses will be pronounced naked, naked, naked. Undergarment sales and diversity training participation will rise as a result.
2. Computers will be small enough to fit under a medium-length fingernail. (authentic not acrylic)
3. Orgonite will rule the airwaves.
4. The Ukraine will take its place as a world superpower in the new world order.
5. New Earth will reach puberty. Can you say hormone surge?
6. Increased healing will ensue as priorities shift and balance takes precedence over mani-pedis.
7. Jello will take its rightful yet previously clandestine place as the #1 fear in the Americas.
8.  New uses for dried skin will allay the age-old fears of an energy crisis.
9. The new DWTS cast will be announced to include posthumous stars. The line-up will include: Mark Calderon, Dr. Ken Jeong, Jaye Davidson, Flavor Flav, Metta World Chocolate, Dylan Walsh, Jake Weber, Soon Yi Previn, Theodore J. Geisel, Helen Mirren, Gregory Peck, Sylvia Browne, Tim Daly, Zero Mostel and Harriet Tubman. Spoiler alert: There will be a tie for 2^nd place.
10. “Knock it off, already!” will rule the airways as victims transform and empowerment occurs.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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