HUMORSCOPES Week of 1-8-12 May the Farce be with You!!!
08 Jan 2012 Leave a Comment
in Funny Horoscopes, Humorscopes, Parody of Horoscopes Tags: hao'oli makahiki hou, happy new year, horoscopes, humor, humorscopes, jennifer lopez, let's get loud, spoof, T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com
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Theme song this week: Let’s Get Loud!
Aries – March 21 – April 19) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Aries to Merge Left. Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Taurus to Free Beer. Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Gemini to Chocolate Crossing. Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Cancer to Just a Little Cold. Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
Leo – (July 23 – August 22) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Leo to Yield. Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Virgo to Soft Shoulder. Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
Libra – September 23 – October 22) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Libra to Clearance Sale! Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Scorpio to Iguana. Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Sagittarius to Road Floods During Heavy Rains. Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Capricorn to Enter at Your Own Risk. Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Aquarius to Shift Happens. Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
Pisces – (February 19 – March 20) In honor of the first Phule Moon of 2012, you visit the Chocolate Faery GoddessMother. She tells you it’s time to shake things up! Use The Farce to change your sign from Pisces to Trouty Mouth. Hao’oli Makahiki Hou!
