Madame LaZorra’s Top 10 Predictions for Chinese New Year

22 Jan 2012 Leave a Comment

by reneespeaks in Predictions Tags: Chinese new year, farce, funny, funny predictions, madame lazorra, predictions, T. Renee Richardson, top ten, www.psychic-services.com

 

 

 

 

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1. Bailey’s Comet will collide with the Mayan abacus and cultural as well as mathical chaos will break loose.
2. When the moon enters the 7^th House, the 5^th Dimension will ascend intoBeijing.
3. Number one Kapa’a will remain #1.
4. Ray Charles will take an early lead in the debates. I would say “surprisingly,” but now ya know.
5. Maksim and Val will change their last name to Kardashian.
6. Receding hairlines will suck seed from the union. Again.
7. Carpool Tunnel Syndrome will run rampant as the war on energy continues.
8. Fortune cookies will be available in chocolate rather than just index card flavor.
9. The color fuchsia will be added to the official rainbow. RIP, Roy G. Biv. You served us well.
10. Create your own 10^th prediction, as the Year of the Two Choice Plate Lunch is all about empowerment through creativity.

 Gung Hee Fat Choy!
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