HUMORSCOPES Week of 8-2-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to reel the heat. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to light up Jacob’s Ladder like never before. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to flip the lights fantastic. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to singe the seat of power – literally! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to be more advertant next time. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to spin a silk purse out of the assumption. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to take matters into your own hands. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to toss your light into the ring – literally. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to unwind and shine! The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to light up a counter-clockwise surprise. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to syndicate the serial blaze. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Egad! You’d thought it must be a typo, until you showed up and yup! You inadvertently registered for a Twine Flame Manifestation Event! Use The Farce to support your authentic, heart-centered ability to leave. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 7-26-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to regain an even train. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to reframe the shame. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to name the game. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to contain  your brain. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to claim the chain. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to chain the gang. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to disclaim the shame. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to claim the chain. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to blame the drain. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to claim the game. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to enjoy it to the max! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Oh, wow! All your back ordered items arrived at once! Overwhelmed by the surprise Manifestationmas, you front-load your back-hoe. Use The Farce to strain the train. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 7-19-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to let it flow! The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to let the games begin! The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to welcome the new yay! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to renew the do! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to go ahead and go shoppoing! The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to make new amends. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to sharpen your tools. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to contest the jest. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to decriminalize, not traumatize. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to tag the flag. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to cream the wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) New Moon (ok, a few days ago), new goals, new outlook, new you! Better late than never. Use The Farce to tie the chi. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 7-12-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to schedule an appointment. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to offer dark chocolate. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to send a lovely emoil. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to smile pretty! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to respectfully connect in Spirit, if, and only if, you can. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to request a consult. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to give her space. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to celebrate her arrival but avoid her last nerve. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to honor the depth of what she’s kept adept. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to complete your invoice promptly. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to suggest a heart-tastic hot cereal treat containing wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) She’s baaaak! Your favorite humorist returns from her Soul MERT Training up in the sacred mountains today! Whoo hoo!! Use The Farce to take your shoes off. Sit a spell. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 7-5-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to more broadly embrace the concept of prefixes. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to embrace the concept of poetic license. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to embrace the concept of poetic justice. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to embrace the concept of cosmic ick. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to embrace the concept of karmic mess. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to embrace the concept of insight in retrograde. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to embrace the concept of appropriate hollerdaze. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to embrace the concept of owning the moment. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to embrace the concept of a new support group. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to embrace the concept of reverting to self. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to embrace the concept of cereal misunderstanding. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Unclear on the concept, you try your best to get someone to join you for the Co-Dependence Day celebrations. Oh. Oopsie. Use The Farce to embrace the concept of returning to your 12-step program. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 6-28-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to consciously choose what to do with the prize money. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to replenish your stock of aloe. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to add chocolate to the upgrade for next time. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to clear your lungs. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to cool off, go home, and celebrate. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to generate a new potentate. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to plan the next contest ensemble. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to bust out your happy dance. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to post the video on YouTube. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to auction off your secret on eBay. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to go ahead and gloat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to take everyone out for dinner. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 6-21-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to joice first, then rejoice! The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to plan a block party. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to create a new improv game. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to sing it out! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to set it to music – “Uptown Funk” gonna give it to ya! The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to take a well-deserved vacation. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to paint a detailed picture, with style and grace. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to drive the point home with your trademark wit. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to submit your ideas for the next round. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to put your feet up and relax again. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to enjoy your favorite treats. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to enhance the announcement. The time is NOW!

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