Humorscopes – Week of 2-7-16 May The Farce be With You!!

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to prepare in advance. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to affirm the worm. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to clue in those who’ve asked for a backstage pass. Why not? The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to nod and smile. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to get a clue. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to get ahead of the curve. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to ulu-ify it! The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to contact Clean Gene. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to go green. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to check back later. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to check your cream of wheat for carrot cake. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) You know it’s all about the time delay, but do they? Use The Farce to check your back pockets. The time is NOW!

Humorscopes – Week of 1-31-16 May The Farce be With You!!

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to choose qualified jurors. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to claim the rain in Spain. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to sneak a peek into the future. Why not? The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to use your powers for good. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to disown the road kill & return to quality. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to embrace the freedom. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to ride the rails. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to join a new cohort. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to run for office. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to take a green vacation. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to cream the wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Hazzah, Hazzah, Hazzah! The ride has definitely stopped and you can finally, truly, get off! Use The Farce to go fishing. The time is NOW!

Humorscopes – Week of 1-24-16 May The Farce be With You!!

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to color outside the lines. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to potentialize the sunrise. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to make it funny! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to repel the bureaucrazy. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to increase your literacy. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to allow the flow to grow. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to realize that the nose knows. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to light the shadow. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to stomp out mindless obedience. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to make sure the krispy is actually kreme. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to cerealize it all. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Post-Full Moon, you’re flying high, knowing that was NOT the guy! Congrats! Use The Farce to remain silly. The time is NOW!

Humorscopes – Week of 1-17-16 May The Farce be With You!!

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to color outside the lines. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to potentialize the sunrise. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to make it funny! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to repel the bureaucrazy. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to increase your literacy. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to allow the flow to grow. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to realize that the nose knows. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to light the shadow. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to stomp out mindless obedience. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to make sure the krispy is actually kreme. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to cerealize it all. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) In early preparation for Full Moon, you climb Moot Point to consult with Swami Natchurmami. His advice? “If the shoe stinks, smell it.” Slide back down and use The Farce to remain silly. The time is NOW!

Humorscopes – Week of 1-10-16 May The Farce be With You!!

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to color outside the lines. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to potentialize the sunrise. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to make it funny! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to repel the bureaucrazy. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to increase your literacy. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to allow the flow to grow. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to realize that the nose knows. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to light the shadow. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to stomp out mindless obedience. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to make sure the krispy is actually kreme. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to cerealize it all. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) In honor of New Moon, you choose the most potent potential. Use The Farce to remain silly. The time is NOW!

Humorscopes Week of 1-3-16 May The Farce be With You!!

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce to sing it out. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce to say it, don’t spray it. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce to take it to the page. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce to throw a little stanky leg! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce to hire a real editor. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce to maintain an even strain. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce to train your brain. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce to call in your favorite journalist. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce to enunciate. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce to James Earl Jones-ify it! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce for dance, dance, revolution! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) To speak or not to speak, that is the question. Use The Farce to use your lower register. The time is NOW!

Humorscopes Week of 12-27-15 May The Farce be With You!!

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that Batman asks you out for New Year’s Eve! Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that all your friends begin hanging upside down. Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that your cape is continuously back lit. Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that the police report is swiftly resolved in your favor. Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that your entire year is secured within a special facility. Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that it seals your fate. Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that your destiny brightens. Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that you become your own hologram. Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that Robin wants to clone you. Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that the partridge comes out of the pear tree. Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that your cream of wheat glows in the dark. Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) This hollerday season, your Bat Signal shone so brightly that you forget to holla! Use The Farce to joyously enter the New Year. The time is NOW!

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