HUMORSCOPES Week of 4-19-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: speaking tour! Never mind you’re not an orator. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: workshop series! Never mind you’re not a facilitator. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: DWTS! Never mind you’re not an actual celebrity. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: world tour! Never mind you’re not multi-lingual. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: Volume II! Never mind you’re not a writer. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: training programs! Never mind you’re not a trainer. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: soundtrack! Never mind you’re not a composer. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: OCS! Never mind you’re not in the military. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: reunion tour! Never mind you’re shy. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: restitution! Never mind you’re not emotionally responsible. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: cereal patent! Never mind you’re not an inventor. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: share the truth! Never mind you’re not authentic. Live it up! The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 4-12-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to transport the next van load to a new level of awareness. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to start a trend. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to choose to enjoy your birth month in advance & furgettabout it instead! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to fill your calendar with better options. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to find your soul & then search it for a new ID. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to enjoy the music instead. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to peruse elsewhere. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to upgrade to stinkeye. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to hug your mama.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to petition Congress, or at least the local newspaper, to raise the standard. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to serialize the process. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to adhere to your own standard – create anew! The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 4-5-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to blame the shame. BAM!!!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to name the blame. BAM!!!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to tame the blame. BAM!!!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to tame the shame. BAM!!!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to blame the name. BAM!!!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to train the shame. BAM!!!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to train the blame. BAM!!!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to take the Yay-Train. BAM!!!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to transmute the blame. BAM!!!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to transmute the shame. BAM!!!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to enjoy your cereal anyway. BAM!!!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Om ai! During Full Moon, the object of your crush transmogrifies from Jon Voight to Abe Vigoda. Realizing just how shallow it is that you’ve now lost interest, you use The Farce to accept the blame. BAM!!!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 3-29-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to redeem your rep in da hale. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to divert attention to the kitty cat. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to dance like everybody’s watching! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to nod and smile. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to regain your dunk face on the court. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to blame it on the boogie. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to start a new trend. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to redeem your rep in da hui. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to join the military.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to just own it. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to spice up your Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to act like you did it on purpose. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 3-22-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to learn basic clock/calendar skills. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to share cinnamon-laced ho’oponopono chocolate. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to create a new alchemical paradigm. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to realize the difference between a crystal ball and a clock. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to sincerely apologize. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to become proficient at the whole clock/calendar thang. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to shift your paradigm back to consideration. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to come to a new understanding of life. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to crunch your numbers without granola.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to grow with the flow. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to add humble pie to your Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to include manners in your new paradigm. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 3-15-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy a new outfit. Use The Farce to strut your stuff! The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy a new scented candle. Use The Farce to inhale love; exhale gratitude. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to your heart’s desire and hold a pre-show soiree. Use The Farce to trip the lights fantastic! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy some special smooth creamy dark chocolate. Use The Farce to send it to your firstborn, in congratulations! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to your heart’s desire and rearrange your altar. Use The Farce to bless up! The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and try some new herbal tea. Use The Farce to select chocolate hazelnut next time. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy a new chair. Use The Farce to appreciate the new comfort! The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to your heart’s desire and go ahead & ask her out, already! Use The Farce to celebrate the, “YES!” The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and get some new headphones. Use The Farce to enjoy the new clarity.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy a new afghan. Use The Farce to bring sexy back! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and upgrade your Cream of Wheat accoutrement. Use The Farce to do it to it! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy new curtains. Use The Farce to shimmy like your sister, Kate. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 3-8-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to go shopping. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to get your oil changed. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to develop a new station. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to update the database. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to spread the news! The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to arrange a conjugal visit. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to demonstrate your new proficiency. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to make a new plan, Stan. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21)  Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to enjoy the spare time created.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19)  Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to parlay your discovery into increased profitability. All about the marketing, baby! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to take a vacation. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20)  Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to explain this procedure to your family. The time is NOW!

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