HUMORSCOPES Week of 3-1-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to help them put their Reiki-charged Depends in place. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to call in a clean-up crew. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza.Use The Farce to shift the attention toward dark chocolate. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to lead a webinar on healthy boundaries. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to dance it off! The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to pair everyone up to learn a new tango. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to locate a new venue for the next event. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) After one too many gets woowoopires just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to oil up your gloves. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to shake it out!  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to shake it off. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to enhance your Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to shake it up! The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 2-22-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to wash the image out of your eyes. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to run, don’t walk away, for the highest good. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.”Use The Farce to enjoy your own transparency. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to bless him on his path. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to just go back to being stern already. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to clear your mechanism chakra. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to turn da bugga inside out. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to have the sushi tested for hallucinogenics & amphetamines. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to have brown dye removed from the market.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to reach a new plateau. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to add cornbread to your Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to bless his heart – the real one. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 2-15-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce plus Cuzins Guido & Sal to rectify the balance allegedly owed. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to clear the mechanism of stale rhetoric. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce and compete to delete. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to convince Mom & Pop to banish Charlatano to boot camp. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to feel the cornbread yourself. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to find your own brand of creamy center. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce and the granola mafia to turn Charlatano inside out. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to provide Charlatano with some much-needed lessons in the true meaning of value. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21)  Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to define your space and end the futile tug of war for good. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19)  Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to teach the meaning of value. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to come out of the dark place for good – Cream of Wheat intact. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20)  Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to show Charlatano how to value you. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 2-8-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to divert the cleaning bill. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to expand your network of friends. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to find a qigong class. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to switch to Zumba. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to plan your karmic balance. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to edit your friends list. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to switch studios. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to switch to AJ. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21)  On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to merge mats. Become one, anyone?  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19)  On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to delegate your laundry chores. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to try hot yogurt in your Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20)  On the advice of a “friend,” you finally try hot yoga. O.M.G! What will wannabe Easterners think of next? Might not be so bad, save for the OJ in your mat…. Use The Farce to leggo her leg – Oh! The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 2-1-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce to declare it PIF Day! Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce to volunteer at the stupidass hotline. Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce to preempt the preamble. Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce to pause for a commercial break. Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce to wash that nonsense out of your hair. Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce to put new feeling into your cornbread. Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce to reclaim your applesauce. Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce to remove the deadline. Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21)  Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce to go to Disneyland! Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19)  Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce to check out of Scary Nation. Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce to create one last check. Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20)  Feeling Superbowl festive after finally recognizing the difference between coaching and poaching, you fire up the grill and celebrate! Use The Farce choose silent but deadly. Alchemy will set you free! The time is NOW! BAM!!!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 1-25-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to cut that nonsense short once and for all. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to set that record straight and compose an entirely new soundtrack. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to shave her head. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to ease her on down the road. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to take it to the page. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to drop some science. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to educate. Seriously. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to plan a surprise sale. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21)  What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to discreetly spread the word.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19)  What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to take her to the bridge. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to add a surprise to the breakfast cereal. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) What?? Oh, no she didn’t!! She did? Use The Farce to clear up the schmutz. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 1-18-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

Sponsor: T. Renee Richardson, www.psychic-services.com

Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to increase your credibility around the office. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to apply for a promotion. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to reorganize your files. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to record a hit single. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to shout it from the lanai! The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to celebrate, of course! The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to remove all doubt. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to throw a huge party! The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to share your special musicality.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to take a vacation! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to laugh uncontrollably. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Having found your worth, claimed it, and asserted it, you find that others respect it, too. Use The Farce to grin like a nidiot. Yes, I said nidiot. The time is NOW!

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