HUMORSCOPES Week of 3-29-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to redeem your rep in da hale. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to divert attention to the kitty cat. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to dance like everybody’s watching! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to nod and smile. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to regain your dunk face on the court. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to blame it on the boogie. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to start a new trend. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to redeem your rep in da hui. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to join the military.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to just own it. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to spice up your Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Embarrassingly unclear on the concept, you palm the ball this Sunday. Ooopsie! Use The Farce to act like you did it on purpose. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 3-22-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to learn basic clock/calendar skills. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to share cinnamon-laced ho’oponopono chocolate. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to create a new alchemical paradigm. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to realize the difference between a crystal ball and a clock. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to sincerely apologize. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to become proficient at the whole clock/calendar thang. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to shift your paradigm back to consideration. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to come to a new understanding of life. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to crunch your numbers without granola.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to grow with the flow. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to add humble pie to your Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Om ai! You’re late for your yearly visit with Swami Natchurmami. He elucidates upon the difference between being in the now and wasting his time. Use The Farce to include manners in your new paradigm. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 3-15-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy a new outfit. Use The Farce to strut your stuff! The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy a new scented candle. Use The Farce to inhale love; exhale gratitude. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to your heart’s desire and hold a pre-show soiree. Use The Farce to trip the lights fantastic! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy some special smooth creamy dark chocolate. Use The Farce to send it to your firstborn, in congratulations! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to your heart’s desire and rearrange your altar. Use The Farce to bless up! The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and try some new herbal tea. Use The Farce to select chocolate hazelnut next time. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy a new chair. Use The Farce to appreciate the new comfort! The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to your heart’s desire and go ahead & ask her out, already! Use The Farce to celebrate the, “YES!” The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and get some new headphones. Use The Farce to enjoy the new clarity.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy a new afghan. Use The Farce to bring sexy back! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and upgrade your Cream of Wheat accoutrement. Use The Farce to do it to it! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) In anticipation of the show, you surrender to some retail therapy and buy new curtains. Use The Farce to shimmy like your sister, Kate. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 3-8-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to go shopping. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to get your oil changed. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to develop a new station. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to update the database. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to spread the news! The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to arrange a conjugal visit. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to demonstrate your new proficiency. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to make a new plan, Stan. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21)  Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to enjoy the spare time created.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19)  Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to parlay your discovery into increased profitability. All about the marketing, baby! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to take a vacation. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20)  Realizing that Point A is just too fricken far from Point B due to Daylight Savings Time, you fold the map to quicken your journey. Use The Farce to explain this procedure to your family. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 3-1-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to help them put their Reiki-charged Depends in place. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to call in a clean-up crew. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza.Use The Farce to shift the attention toward dark chocolate. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to lead a webinar on healthy boundaries. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to dance it off! The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to pair everyone up to learn a new tango. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to locate a new venue for the next event. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) After one too many gets woowoopires just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to oil up your gloves. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to shake it out!  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to shake it off. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to enhance your Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) After one too many woowoopires gets just too transparent with you at the kirtan, you choose to introduce the granola mafia to the yakuza. Use The Farce to shake it up! The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 2-22-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to wash the image out of your eyes. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to run, don’t walk away, for the highest good. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.”Use The Farce to enjoy your own transparency. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to bless him on his path. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to just go back to being stern already. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to clear your mechanism chakra. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to turn da bugga inside out. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to have the sushi tested for hallucinogenics & amphetamines. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to have brown dye removed from the market.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to reach a new plateau. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to add cornbread to your Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Gung Hee Fat Choy! Your New Year’s realization – Moke Confucius was right! Hit the nail on the head! “Author who no can write nevah know when editor suck.” Use The Farce to bless his heart – the real one. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 2-15-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce plus Cuzins Guido & Sal to rectify the balance allegedly owed. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to clear the mechanism of stale rhetoric. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce and compete to delete. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to convince Mom & Pop to banish Charlatano to boot camp. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to feel the cornbread yourself. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to find your own brand of creamy center. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce and the granola mafia to turn Charlatano inside out. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to provide Charlatano with some much-needed lessons in the true meaning of value. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21)  Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to define your space and end the futile tug of war for good. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19)  Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to teach the meaning of value. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to come out of the dark place for good – Cream of Wheat intact. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20)  Om ai! You experience the infamous post-Valentine’s Day depression after realizing the jewsy new method was merely a fauxtoshoppe ruse. Use The Farce to show Charlatano how to value you. The time is NOW!

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