HUMORSCOPES Week of 5-24-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to relax and enjoy the peace. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to celebrate! The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to maximize your powers of invisibility. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to have a party. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to test out your “nekkid” theory…. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to laugh long, hard and loud. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to embrace the space. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to keep being you. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to drive the point home in your own special way.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to form a new team of privacy appreciators. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to create even more space! Put some hot cereal in it, even! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) This week, you realize that the only people giving you the “cold shoulder” are those you don’t care to speak with anyway, so yay! Use The Farce to simply let it be. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 5-17-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your root chakra. Use The Farce to show some decorum in public and still enjoy it. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your cookie batter. Use The Farce to add more chocolate chips. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your sense of humor. Use The Farce to surprise your date. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your equilibrium. Use The Farce to dance to the beat of a different drummer. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your crown. Use The Farce to keep the tilt going for as long as you can. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your root cake batter. Use The Farce to bring it in out of the rain. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your guacamole. Use The Farce to add hot peppers and watch the reactions. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your asanas. Use The Farce to hydrate! The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your cycle. Use The Farce to shift to 520 megahertz.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your horn. Use The Farce to toot it, baby! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your disk defragmentation. Use The Farce to take a Cream of Wheat break. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Pluto enters the house of Donald this month, thereby stirring up your collection of spoons. Use The Farce to drive yourself to madness. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 5-10-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to put some Windex on it! The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to do the full throttle happy dance. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to create the ultimate date. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to simplify and delve even further. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to allow the feeling to take hold. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to dance like nobody’s watching. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to sing like Julie Andrews on the mountaintop. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to upgrade your condiments. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to put up new curtains. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to get those eyelashes you always wanted. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to add oatmeal to your repertoire. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) You release the need and suddenly your life opens up. BAM!!! Use The Farce to update your toolbox. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 5-3-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to celebrate! The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to create free time. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to chocolatize the experience. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to embrace the freedom. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to dare to be deep. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to document the deed in song. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to create a happy dance! The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to breathe spaciousness into your spiritual core. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to gather a bouquet of wildflowers.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to take a good, long nap. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to hug your Cream of Wheat. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Congratulations! Your newest catch phrase hits home and you finally receive that long-awaited apology. Use The Farce to gain deeper insight. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 4-26-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to improve your language skills. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to increase your cultural competency. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to phone a friend. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to opt out of the next round. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to hide under the blankies. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to email your ace boon companion. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to stop trying to fit into a square hole. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to laugh like a hyena. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to return to school disguised as The Batman. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to successfully exit the quicksand-filled black hole, against all odds. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to eat your Cream of Wheat in silence. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) After discovering that the essence of your spiritual core has been compromised by the essence of disunderstanding, you use The Farce to eat humble pie with cinnamon. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 4-19-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: speaking tour! Never mind you’re not an orator. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: workshop series! Never mind you’re not a facilitator. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: DWTS! Never mind you’re not an actual celebrity. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: world tour! Never mind you’re not multi-lingual. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: Volume II! Never mind you’re not a writer. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: training programs! Never mind you’re not a trainer. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: soundtrack! Never mind you’re not a composer. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: OCS! Never mind you’re not in the military. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: reunion tour! Never mind you’re shy. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: restitution! Never mind you’re not emotionally responsible. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: cereal patent! Never mind you’re not an inventor. Live it up! The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Om ai! After engaging the kepolo and Joe Vitale to devise your Highway to Hades marketing plan, your Terry McMillan-inspired tell-all book, “In Scrubs Forever” becomes a flea market best seller! Use The Farce to proceed with alacrity if not caution. Next step: share the truth! Never mind you’re not authentic. Live it up! The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 4-12-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to transport the next van load to a new level of awareness. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to start a trend. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to choose to enjoy your birth month in advance & furgettabout it instead! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to fill your calendar with better options. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to find your soul & then search it for a new ID. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to enjoy the music instead. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to peruse elsewhere. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to upgrade to stinkeye. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to hug your mama.  The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to petition Congress, or at least the local newspaper, to raise the standard. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to serialize the process. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Your mama taught you long ago that an orator who lacks communication skills is best looked at sideways, if at all. Use The Farce to adhere to your own standard – create anew! The time is NOW!

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