HUMORSCOPES Week of 7-24-16 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce to know that you know. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce to show that you know. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce to play, play, play! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce to grow, yo! The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce but don’t stub your toe. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce to serve up some crow. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce to enjoy your fro-yo. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce to forever eat peas. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce to crinkle your nose. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce to jazz up your show. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce to sweeten the dough. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) You let it go, now let it flow. Use The Farce to cherish the new faux. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 7-17-16 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce get used to the new vibe. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce to find the dimmer switch for when you want it. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce to apply it externally. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce to share with others. Sharing is caring. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce to fan the flame anyway. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce to apply it liberally. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce to infuse it into your lotion. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce to titrate it into your vegan diet. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce to add it to your cooking oil. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce to enjoy your privacy. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce to locate others. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Congratulations! You finally found an off switch for your internal nut magnet! Use The Farce to enjoy the added solitude. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 7-10-16 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to correct the wreck. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to offer accuracy. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to take the tot to school. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to try treats. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to remain silent. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to move to a new groove. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to level the playing field. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to take a breather. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to sit this one out. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to pass along the info. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to cream of wheat it, as, “to cream of wheat” is now an official infinitive. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) The Toilet Task Force trots through the triple threat and tries trickery! Use The Farce to simmer the dimmer. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 7-3-16 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to find a new groove. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to set a new standard. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to embrace yourself! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to make “different” the new black. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to create a more healthful perspective. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to honor your own balance. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to relax on the balcony. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to crush the competition. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to select door #3. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to ride into the sunset with a smile on your face, and a song in your heart. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to make it crunchy. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) You’re so different. You know it. But what do you do about it? Use The Farce to delve even deeper. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 6-26-16 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to trust your inner winner. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to make a break for it. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to putchur foot down. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to enter the race yourself. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to wash it out for good. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to switch to cursive. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to cast a different circle entirely. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to cram for the exam. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to stomp the yard. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to learn ASL. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to go your own way. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Life circumstances change, but you’re still not feeling the turn. Use The Farce to rehearse more jubilantly. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 6-19-16 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to just yield. Resistance is fertile…and not in a good way. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to update your vision board, pdq! The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to enjoy Fathers’ Day anyway. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to expand your perspective. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to walk away. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to create a flash mob. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to write it out. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to face the music, and dance. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to make a new plan. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to separate what’s happening TO you from what’s happening AROUND you. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to go ahead and call Ty. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Om ai! Not her again! Sigh. What can you do? Use The Farce to release the flying monkeys. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 6-12-16 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

Disco Laughing Jesus

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to enjoy the new toy. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to release the shame game. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to do another happy dance! The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to generate a new level of…well, you know. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to get real this time. The time is NOW!

Virgo(August 23 – September 22) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to plan a party. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to choreograph an interpretive dance. The time is NOW!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to create a screenplay about the experience. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to take a nap in comfort. The time is NOW!

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to update your status. The time is NOW!

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to enjoy your cereal in peace. The time is NOW!

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) Due to the renovations, the revolution will not be necessary. Use The Farce to wonder, “What if.” The time is NOW!

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