HUMORSCOPES Week of 6-28-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to consciously choose what to do with the prize money. The time is NOW!

Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to replenish your stock of aloe. The time is NOW!

Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to add chocolate to the upgrade for next time. The time is NOW!

Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to clear your lungs. The time is NOW!

Leo – (July 23 – August 22) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to cool off, go home, and celebrate. The time is NOW!

Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to generate a new potentate. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to plan the next contest ensemble. The time is NOW!

Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to bust out your happy dance. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to post the video on YouTube. The time is NOW!

Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to auction off your secret on eBay. The time is NOW!

Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to go ahead and gloat. The time is NOW!

Pisces – (February 19 – March 20) Congrats! You and your newly-discovered beloved surreptitiously win the Twin Flame Throwing Contest with your spatial aeronautics and fancyass outfits. BAM!!! Whoosh!! Use The Farce to take everyone out for dinner. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 6-21-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to joice first, then rejoice! The time is NOW!

Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to plan a block party. The time is NOW!

Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to create a new improv game. The time is NOW!

Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to sing it out! The time is NOW!

Leo – (July 23 – August 22) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to set it to music – “Uptown Funk” gonna give it to ya! The time is NOW!

Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to take a well-deserved vacation. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to paint a detailed picture, with style and grace. The time is NOW!

Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to drive the point home with your trademark wit. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to submit your ideas for the next round. The time is NOW!

Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to put your feet up and relax again. The time is NOW!

Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to enjoy your favorite treats. The time is NOW!

Pisces – (February 19 – March 20) It’s fixed! Quote the raven, “Never mind.” Use The Farce to enhance the announcement. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES 6-16-15 Special Edition! “May the Farce be with You!!!”

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to celebrate! The time is NOW!

Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to dance like everybody’s watching. The time is NOW!

Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to live like somebody left the gate open! The time is NOW!

Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to leave the porch light on. The time is NOW!

Leo – (July 23 – August 22) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to just let it go – you know she’s right! The time is NOW!

Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to enhance your snacks. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to recharge both your batteries. The time is NOW!

Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to express your true feelings. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to help her celebrate! The time is NOW!

Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to beat everybody to the punchline. The time is NOW!

Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to laugh, laugh, laugh! The time is NOW!

Pisces – (February 19 – March 20) Hooray! It’s her birthday and you got her chocolate to her in time! Use The Farce to make it a regular practice. The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 6-14-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to clean the dirt from underneath your fingernails. The time is NOW!

Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to remain true to yourself. The time is NOW!

Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to consider adding more glitter. The time is NOW!

Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to give gratitude to Mother Gaia in the form of a row of corn. The time is NOW!

Leo – (July 23 – August 22) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to rotate your crops together. Nudge, nudge; wink, wink…. The time is NOW!

Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to devise a plan for creating additional space. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to thank the Goddess. The time is NOW!

Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to shout it from the dirt mounds. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to offer a new Soil Mate Securing workshop. The time is NOW!

Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to create innovative twin flame yoga asanas. The time is NOW!

Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to eat your cereal together. The time is NOW!

Pisces – (February 19 – March 20) Finally! Mercury has gone direct! Authentically in alignment with that shift, you finally find your soil mate this weekend while gardening! Yippie! Use The Farce to bathe, already! You’ve got each other’s backs – literally! The time is NOW!

HUMORSCOPES Week of 6-7-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

 

 

 

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to revel in it. The time is NOW!

Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to give thanks. The time is NOW!

Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to enjoy it while it lasts! The time is NOW!

Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to make the most of it. The time is NOW!

Leo – (July 23 – August 22) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to enhance your creativity. The time is NOW!

Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to ponder the concept. The time is NOW!

Libra – (September 23 – October 22) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to make friends with “disposable income.” The time is NOW!

Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to merry meet and merry part and merry meet again. The time is NOW!

Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to darken yoyur chocolate cake. The time is NOW!

Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to enjoy your neighbors. The time is NOW!

Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to embrace your family. The time is NOW!

Pisces – (February 19 – March 20) How do you spell relief? “S-O-L-A-C-E.” Neither google nor Noah Webster (Anybody remember him??) may agree, but use The Farce to be sweet. The time is NOW!