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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to share this startling revelation. The time is NOW!
Taurus – (April 20 – May 20) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to just go with it, already. The time is NOW!
Gemini – (May 21 – June 20) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to make it marketable. The time is NOW!
Cancer – (June 21 – July 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to check the whole “landing on all fours thing.” The time is NOW!
Leo – (July 23 – August 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to enjoy the humorous stitches…you know you want to. The time is NOW!
Virgo – (August 23 – September 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce look into two. The time is NOW!
Libra – (September 23 – October 22) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to add a rolling bass line to your song about it. The time is NOW!
Scorpio – (October 23 – November 21) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to share your discovery with your Sifu. The time is NOW!
Sagittarius – (November 22 – December 21) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to teach Crazy Cat some boundaries. The time is NOW!
Capricorn – (December 22 – January 19) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to choreograph a spatial jazz hands dance rendition of the event. The time is NOW!
Aquarius – (January 20 – February 18) Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to surprise CC with some C of W. The time is NOW!
Pisces – (February 19 – March 20)Awakened at o’dark thirty by Crazy Cat growling right by your face, you gargle “cat growling” and learn about the whole purring paradigm. Use The Farce to add a bed and pillow for your hair. The time is NOW!
HUMORSCOPES 